As we gain more clues as to what may have happened to our fishy friend, Bob has become a prime suspect. His motive? "Brenda has had her eye on that fish for months now, saying how much she'd like to have it in her foyer to welcome house guests," stated a TRiO student who asked to remain anonymous, "Bob would have had access to Brenda's keys and insider knowledge that all of TRiO would be out of town yesterday. But I think it was an act a love. It's quite romantic, actually."
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