Eyewitness report

There has been an eye witness report that the TRiO fish is still in the hands of TRiO personnel.

When questioned further by Officer Smith, the woman in the photo stated, "I don't know who has Clyde but I wouldn't care if smoked salmon showed up on my desk." She was taken into custody and released later after tests proved she had not eaten any fish in the past week.

Authorities are still waiting to question the man in the photo.