New evidence appeared in the case #1073. Apparently, the geoduch (yes, it can be spelled both ways) has been bound and blindfolded. This is good news, since everyone knows if a victim sees their kidnapper, then they must be made into chowder. Hope rings eternal. There are some concerns the gooeduck (ok, so this is misspelled) may have identified with its captors and is now suffering from Stockholm Syndrome. This is evidenced by the gynoduck’s (ok, way off here) profound smile.
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