Artist Rendering of Suspect
A suspicious braided woman was seen wandering around the campus near large trash cans and recycling bins. Fearing that our fishy friend may be stowed away in one of these, a search and rescue mission has been implemented. "It is imperative that we check all of the bins on campus before they are emptied," said Officer Smith, "unfortunately, we have to rely on humans for this mission. We attempted to bring in the bloodhounds, but they just led us to someone's lunch pail, which was packed with smoked salmon."
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