We, the People for the Ethical Treatment of TRiO's Fish, are a nonprofit organization that is deeply concerned with the welfare of TRiO's beloved fishy friend.
Reported missing on Thursday, March 17th, police still have yet to narrow down any suspects. There appears to have been a struggle, as candy was discovered on the floor at the scene of the crime. We will do our best to keep you updated. If you have any information that may help us locate TRiO's fish, please contact us at whereistriosfish@gmail.com.
Clyde may have been seen on campus!
ReplyDeleteYears ago, TRiO had a fish, by the name Clyde. They had a job in TRiO holding up a candy dish for students.
At some point, they took on a job at the fish lab. It was assumed that Clyde had heard the inner voice and left for an epic migration.
The word is out that Clyde is back on campus. If you see Clyde, would you please ask them to phone home?
Thank you in advance for your assistance with Clyde.