In his own words he has sneaked a note to trio. It is a poem written on toilet paper in fish tears.
"Why as a Mighty Salmon I Will Not Leave Trio"
Do not cry for me, I shall not leave
those who share my love
my spawn
I swim against the great river that is ours thereon
'neath soaring peaks and o'er frost heaves
put here to remind that I am me
why I am me
that I am Clyde the great
Nature calls me to my dream so that my scales slip off like chill water off the feathers
of the migratory goose so courageously departs
so shall I too defy the hooks and devious nets of socialist media
who seek to fillet and hang me to dry
but I shall never die
Their secret motives bald
but mightier than they for I am called
I will not decay yet I shall spawn
and swim against the flow 'til all else is gone
Wow, this is magnificent! I am so impressed with the way that fish writes!
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