Rumored to be boycotting his job, Clyde met with college administrators at a top secret location this morning to demand a raise for his hard work. "He said he had worked thankless days and nights for TRiO, being there for not only candy support, but for emotional support as well," commented one administrator, "there is a high likelihood that he will be forming a union with the other office mascots. We're working now on salary negotiations to see if we can get Clyde back to working as soon as possible."
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