Photos that were recently leaked led authorities to the home of our newest suspect, Jen, where she was celebrating her birthday with a mariachi band, a piñata and a circus clown.
"I mean, I knew she didn't like fish from the beginning, but I never thought she would do something like this," commented her BFF, Sarah. "You know, you think you know someone... but then the next thing you know she is being accused of fish murder. I'm still just in shock. I mean, one minute we're trying to break the piñata and the next she is being led out of the party in handcuffs."
This mugshot was taken shortly thereafter; bail is posted at $100,000.
"As soon as I saw the photos of that chalk outline in her office, and the horribly offensive things she had scrawled out on her white board... I knew she had to have some part in the disappearance of TRiO's beloved salmon companion," commented Officer Smith.
Jen has refused to make any comment until she has a lawyer present.
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