The World is a Better Place!...Clyde has come home.

After a Crazy few months Clyde has returned home, like all good salmon do.  He was shipped to TRiO’s Celebration of Success and made it back in one piece.  It appears that he had been all over the world.  He attached a letter explaining his journeys.  We are so glad to have our wayward fish back at work; yet one question has not been resolved…Who Done It!

Clyde Phone Home!

Please help us to get Clyde to phone home and let us know that he is ok.

Returning home?

It is a known fact that salmon always return home.

We here at People for the Ethical Treatment of TRiO's Fish are hoping that Clyde returns home safely and can make that climb up the ladder if he was lucky enough to escape!

Employment

We have it on good authority that Clyde has been searching for a home other than the TRiO office. 

He was last seen in Olympia. It has also been reported that he applied at SPSCC for the Director of Applications and Processing & Special Programs position, as well as at TESC for the  Athletic Trainer position.

TRiO has expressed their concern for their beloved fish and are hoping that he will return as their candy dish holder soon. It is unclear what that position pays at the moment.

With contracts up for renewal Clyde is hoping to find a position where he is respected and can feed his family of 42.

Ocean Shores Adventure

Clyde was reportedly seen in Ocean Shores earlier this week. An anonymous tip led police out to comb the beach, but they were unable to recover the fish.

"I noticed a fishy-looking silhouette out in the distance, but when I got a little closer I realized it was just a little tourist in the most adorable GHC hoodie you will ever see," commented Officer Smith.

Authorities are currently investigating the footprints in the photo below, and believe that Clyde may not be travelling alone after all. Stay tuned for more updates!

   

Will Clyde Graduate!?

Nancy DeVerse, Grays Harbor College’s Registrar stated she received “ an application for a degree from Clyde T Angeioduck on my chair yesterday.  After careful analysis I can tell you that Clyde does not have enough credits to earn an Associate in Applied Science as a Forestry Technician.  When Clyde is found, he will need to finish some courses!!!!”

Clyde’s cousin in Portland!

Lori, a GHC student spotted a look-a-like and said “I haven't seen Clyde...but I did see his cousin Clarence in Portland over the weekend!”

Out and About

A family visiting from Toronto snapped this shot in Hoquiam over the weekend; it appears as though Clyde has escaped the GHC campus.

"I miss the little guy," commented JEB, "but he looks like he's having a good time out there. I'm glad to see he is finally letting his fins hang down and is relaxing a little bit."

When questioned about the Choker sweatshirt that Clyde was sporting, Vickie from the bookstore stated that she vaguely recalls a fishy customer asking for an employee discount, but he was eventually turned down after he failed to provide proper staff ID.    

Evergreen Staff working to get the Geoduck back from Clyde

Trio received a letter from The Evergreen State College admissions office addressed to Clyde, providing a bribe to return the mascot bivalve.

Falsely Imprisoned?

Jen has arrived back at work and rumors are flying as to why she was arrested for the murder of Clyde. 

It has since been learned that it was her birthday over the last weekend and she has been implicated to be at a party with Clyde. It was said they entered a few buildings on campus and began to play "RockBand." When the noise got out of control Security Guard Nagle was called to the scene by a late-night working IT supervisor. Upon arrival to the Music Pavilion Nagle found it to be locked and empty. Nagle then checked Jen's office, upon entering he found a fish outline and writing on the walls. She was arrested later. While in custody forensic testing showed no evidence of dry erase marker or tape residue on her. She was questioned about her whereabouts on Thursday night and she had several alibis for being in a conference in Wenatchee, WA. She was released from custody, but is still under surveillance for possibly knowing Clyde's whereabouts. 

These photos are being released from the security camera in the Music Pavilion. There is no evidence that Jen was involved in the shenanigans. As for her office, co-workers have been “known to prank her from time to time” she claims. 

Suspect in Custody

Photos that were recently leaked led authorities to the home of our newest suspect, Jen, where she was celebrating her birthday with a mariachi band, a piñata and a circus clown. 

"I mean, I knew she didn't like fish from the beginning, but I never thought she would do something like this," commented her BFF, Sarah. "You know, you think you know someone... but then the next thing you know she is being accused of fish murder. I'm still just in shock. I mean, one minute we're trying to break the piñata and the next she is being led out of the party in handcuffs."

This mugshot was taken shortly thereafter; bail is posted at $100,000.  

"As soon as I saw the photos of that chalk outline in her office, and the horribly offensive things she had scrawled out on her white board... I knew she had to have some part in the disappearance of TRiO's beloved salmon companion," commented Officer Smith.

Jen has refused to make any comment until she has a lawyer present.

A Tragic Tail Comes to an End

Celebration of Clyde's new position with the college ceased abruptly when these photos were leaked by the press. Although nothing has been confirmed by authorities, we here at the People for the Ethical Treatment of TRiO's Fish organization believe it's vital that we keep you loyal fish-lovers in the know.

Clyde's tail appears to have come to a tragic end; as these photos illustrate, one of TRiO's own may have had a hand in his untimely demise. Stay tuned for more details!

The Quest for a New Office

Too small...

Too big...

Too clean...

Too much upkeep...

Just right?

Clyde Gets His Own Office?

Word on the sidewalk is that after threats of filing suit over fishy harassment, Clyde will be given his own office. "I heard the administrators tried to put him in the 400 building, but he demanded the fourth floor of the MIB," remarked Officer Smith, "that little guy has gumption!"

TRiO's Fish Interviewing for New Positions on Campus

Clyde the Concierge?

TRiO's fish was seen on campus this morning interviewing for new positions that reportedly have more vacation time and better dental benefits than what he was receiving from the TRiO office. When contacted about Clyde's former salary and benefits, TRiO director Mr. Thornton had no comment.

Clyde has decided NOT to join the Mascot Union…

http://www.homestarrunner.com/onbreak.html

Clyde Takes the the Board Room

Rumored to be boycotting his job, Clyde met with college administrators at a top secret location this morning to demand a raise for his hard work. "He said he had worked thankless days and nights for TRiO, being there for not only candy support, but for emotional support as well," commented one administrator, "there is a high likelihood that he will be forming a union with the other office mascots. We're working now on salary negotiations to see if we can get Clyde back to working as soon as possible."

Clyde Taken Hostage by a Monster?

A Cruel Joke!

The FishKnappers have perpetrated a Cruel, Cruel Joke on the grieving TRiO Crew.  They left TRiO with Smoked Salmon Pâté, Julie has been in tears until she saw today’s news that Clyde is in fact still alive and pursuing his thespian innerfish.  The TRiO group in unison cried “Clyde Come Home!”

Duffy Denies Knowledge of the Fish!

A Star on Broadway?

Rumors are that Clyde has his heart set on becoming a star on Broadway. What do you think?

New Clyde Sighting

Is this the silhouette of the beloved salmon in an administrator's office window?

Fish...

...it's what's for lunch. Or is it?

Fishy Loitering

Complaints of a loiterer and this cell phone photo were reported to campus security this morning, but when the search and rescue squad scoured the campus, there was no fish to be found.

The Fish that Got Away

An anonymous tip led us to this photograph of the fish in an unidentified window, possibly on our own campus. Could Clyde be near? 

A Multimedia Fiasco

A nearby security camera caught a glimpse of what appears to be the fish in the window of the media lab. "We're not sure how the fish or his fishnapper could have accessed the lab since it is always alarmed after hours," commented officer Smith, "but it is apparent the security of the building has been breached. This is definitely cause for major concern and we will be working with campus security to address this matter immediately."

Concerned Supporters Gather Outside TRiO Office

A concerned group of fish lovers have gathered outside of the TRiO office for a candlelight vigil. "It has been three weeks now since the fish was last seen, and while the odds of recovery are dwindling, we are maintaining hope that the fish will return to us safely," said Wanda, "I'm even wearing my fish earrings to remind others to not give up on the search."

Is an Apple Fanboy Responsible for the Fishnapping?

Authorities are asking for your help in identifying the location in the above photo. Please send any information to us at whereistriosfish@gmail.com.

New look

It has been reported that Clyde is currently modeling for Burgerville. The sources say that certain TRiO workers were not respecting his look and that he had been upset for sometime about it. It was also reported that he has no intent to return until a worker in the TRiO office quits requesting smoked salmon.

Making New Friends

We received this photo over the weekend; looks like TRiO's fish is getting pretty friendly with other office mascots on campus.

Clyde enjoying March Madness?

Clyde appears to have been inspired by the NCAA basketball championships happening this week... or is he now part of the Wellness Committee on campus and simply promoting exercise?

Clyde is in Distress!

In his own words he has sneaked a note to trio.  It is a poem written on toilet paper in fish tears.

"Why as a Mighty Salmon I Will Not Leave Trio"

Do not cry for me, I shall not leave

those who share my love

my spawn

I swim against the great river that is ours thereon

'neath soaring peaks and o'er frost heaves

put here to remind that I am me

why I am me

that I am Clyde the great

Nature calls me to my dream so that my scales slip off like chill water off the feathers
of the migratory goose so courageously departs

so shall I too defy the hooks and devious nets of socialist media

who seek to fillet and hang me to dry

but I shall never die

Their secret motives bald

but mightier than they for I am called

I will not decay yet I shall spawn

and swim against the flow 'til all else is gone

More Photos Received from the Fishnappers!

The Hostage Geoduck has been spotted!

New evidence appeared in the case #1073.  Apparently, the geoduch (yes, it can be spelled both ways) has been bound and blindfolded.  This is good news, since everyone knows if a victim sees their kidnapper, then they must be made into chowder.  Hope rings eternal.  There are some concerns the gooeduck (ok, so this is misspelled) may have identified with its captors and is now suffering from Stockholm Syndrome.  This is evidenced by the gynoduck’s (ok, way off here) profound smile.

President Obama makes suggestions for who we should ask for help in finding Clyde!

What's behind those glasses?

This couple was in custody and have since been released. They are very high on the suspect list, as the woman in the photo has questionable motives in the look on her face.

ID #21

Authorities are searching for this woman, nicknamed #21.

If you see her please email whereistriosfish@gmail.com.